Episode Title: "Friends with Benefits"
Episode #7.22
Original Airdate 5/19/2005
SCENE II: Grace Adler Designs
KAREN: Well, he said he's gonna stop by the office today. Gosh, honey. I think I'm kinda jealous. I wish I had a handsome man visiting me at work.
[BEVERLEY LESLIE STROLLS INTO THE OFFICE.]
BEVERLEY: Well, well, well...
[KAREN NEARLY FALLS OUT OF HER CHAIR.]
KAREN: Instead, I have the world's oldest girl.
BEVERLEY: Keep it up, Karen Walker, I'll add that insult to my complaint.
KAREN: The only complaint you have is that the American Kennel Club hasn't recognized you as a breed yet!
BEVERLEY: I am slapping you with a lawsuit for defamation of character. [TO GRACE] I was hosting a soiree for the Republican Party on the flight deck of the Intrepid. Your friend publicly insinuated that I was a homosexual.
GRACE: And?
[BEVERLEY TURNS HIS BACK TO GRACE, ANNOYED.]
KAREN: Oh, Beverley, no! You must've misunderstood.
[CUT TO THE NAVY DOCK, OVER THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER U.S.S. INTREPID. KAREN'S VOICE CAN BE HEARD OVER A P.A.]
KAREN'S VOICE: Attention Republicans: Beverley Leslie is a homosexual. I repeat: Beverley Leslie is a homosexual.
[CUT BACK TO GRACE'S OFFICE.]
BEVERLEY: I demand a public apology at your benefit tomorrow night!
KAREN: Oh, all right, fine. Now get out of here, you angry inch.
BEVERLEY: If not, I will destroy you!
[KAREN HAS TAKEN THE PODIUM AND BEGINS TALKING INTO THE MICROPHONE.]
KAREN: I have a quick announcement. We have raised $250,000 for the Stanley Walker Foundation. It goes to fix the foundation of Stanley Walker's house on Sag Harbor. [LAUGHS] I'm just kidding! It goes to poor people or chicks or something...
[KAREN BEGINS TO WALK AWAY, BUT BEVERLEY STEPS UP AND STOPS HER.]
BEVERLEY: [QUIETLY] Not so fast. Isn't there something else that you need to say?
KAREN: Oh, right... What was it that I was supposed to apologize for, again? What did I say?
BEVERLEY: [QUIETLY] You know...that I was [WHISPERS] a homosexual!
KAREN: Hmm?
BEVERLEY: [LOUDER] That I'm a homosexual.
KAREN: What?
BEVERLEY: [EVEN LOUDER] I'm a homosexual.
[KAREN MOVES THE MICROPHONE IN FRONT OF BEVERLEY'S FACE.]
BEVERLEY: I'm a homosexual!
KAREN: That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Out loud and proud, Beverley Leslie. Can we give him a hand?
[EVERYONE APPLAUDS.]
SCENE VIII: The Cow Poke
[THE BAR IS MOSTLY EMPTY. WILL AND BEVERLEY LESLIE ARE SITTING AT THE BAR. WILL IS DRINKING A BEER.]
BEVERLEY: It's amazing. My first time in a gay bar, and I see my my first gay bar fight.
WILL: Your first time? You rang the triangle!
BEVERLEY: Well, I better skedaddle.
[BEVERLEY HOPS OFF THE BAR STOOL.]
BEVERLEY: Oh, by the way, I heard what that man said about Jack. You are a true gentleman. If anybody ever called my friend an idiot, I hope I'd be as brave as you.
WILL: Thank you, Beverley.
BEVERLEY: How about a gentleman's kiss?
WILL: I'm not that brave.
[WILL PUSHES BEVERLEY AWAY. BEVERLEY SASHAYS OUT OF THE BAR.]
Join us again tomorrow for our last installment of Will & Grace's Beverley Leslie special
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