Episode Titled: "A Chorus Lie"
Original Airdate 2/7/2002
SCENE II: A Hotel on Shelter Island, off Long Island, NY
KAREN: Oh, cut it out, you teacup poodle. It just so happens I'm not here alone.
BEVERLEY: Oh, are you insinuating that handsome, handsome man you arrived with is your lover?
KAREN: How dare you?! I love my husband! I would never dream of violating the sacred trust of our marriage by taking a lover! [BEAT] He's my whore.
BEVERLEY: Ah! Your gigolo [PRONOUNCES IT "zheegolo"]? I don't believe you!
[WILL ENTERS THE BAR.]
WILL: Well, I won't be getting any sleep tonight. It's as hard as a rock.
[BEVERLEY STARES AT WILL, MOUTH AGAPE.]
SCENE VI: The Shelter Island Hotel, Will's Room
KAREN: [SINGING TO HERSELF] La di da, be ba da--
[BEVERLY JUMPS OUT FROM HIS ROOM, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO WILL'S.]
KAREN: [GASPS] Oh, good Lord! You scared me! Shouldn't you be in your tree making cookies?
BEVERLEY: You're a liar, Karen Walker.
BEVERLEY: I don't for one minute believe that man is your zheegolo. I'm in the room next door and I haven't heard a peep from that room. And, honey, believe you me, I've been listenin'!
[KAREN KNOCKS ON WILL'S DOOR.]
BEVERLEY: If you're being deceitful, I'd hate for people to find out, but I would love to be the one to tell 'em!
[BEVERLY GOES INTO HIS ROOM AND SHUTS THE DOOR.]
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