Episode Title: "Dance Cards and Greeting Cards"
Episode #7.15
Original Airdate 2/10/2005
SCENE II: The Shelter Island Country Club
WILL: That's lovely. I'd almost forgotten it was Valentine's Day. Jack, be patient. It could still happen. The next guy you see could turn out to be Mr. Right.
[KAREN'S FRIEND/ARCH-RIVAL, BEVERLEY LESLIE, SAUNTERS UP.]
BEVERLEY: Well, well, well...
WILL: Or maybe not.
KAREN: Why, Beverley Leslie.
SCENE VIII: The Shelter Island Country Club
[WILL AND JACK ARE RESTING AFTER THEIR DANCE WHEN BEVERLEY LESLIE WALKS UP TO THEM.]
BEVERLEY: Well, well, well. I see you boys have met the Portillo sisters. They're my favorite members of this club... [QUIETER] who aren't completely Caucasian.
JACK: Well, they're terrific dancers. The only way I could keep up with them is by pretending both of them were drag queens.
BEVERLEY: Heaven forbid! As social chair of this club, and board member of the Shelter Island Republican Party, I can assure you two men will never dance together on this floor.
WILL: Did I hear you correctly? Could you say that again and tilt your head up.
BEVERLEY: Surely you're aware of the winds of change that are blowing through our fair nation.
JACK: I'm sorry, I'm a wee bit confused. Um... how can I put this delicately? You're a raging 'mo yourself, no?
[BEVERLEY PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS HIP, OFFENDED.]
BEVERLEY: I don't know what you're insinuating, but my precious wife Crystal would be here tonight... But I tragically lost grip on her wheelchair while maneuvering her down the 10,000 steps of Chichén-Itzá!
[BEVERLEY GASPS AND RUNS OFF, SOBBING.]
BEVERLEY: Oh, Benji, I can't stand the sight of all this... homosexual dancing!
[BEVERLEY BACKS UP AGAINST BENJI.]
BEVERLEY: Let's just close our eyes and...sway.
[BEVERLEY AND BENJI CLOSE THEIR EYES AND SWAY TO THE MUSIC.]
Join us again for part 5 of Beverley Leslie’s Memorable Moments on Will&Grace
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